Enema Coffee:

Which is the Best ?

Obtaining the best enema coffee will enhance your cleansing experience.

The most important criterion is EFFECTIVENESS. The brew you choose has to excel in stimulating the glutathione s-transferase enzyme system. The higher the palmitic acid content, the more increase in glutathione s-transferase you get.

The more the coffee is roasted, the more of its precious therapeutic compounds, such as palmitic acid, are destroyed. Dark roast beans that are shiny and nearly black are nearly worthless for therapeutic purposes.

If you are just starting out and not quite ready for the Acapulco Gold of all enema coffees, you want to look for a fair trade organic light roast.

In Search of the Perfect Enema Coffee

My first enema coffee was an organic light roast...

Inspired by the prospect of being free of daily pain resulting from serious health challenges, my first enema coffee purchase took place at a nearby health food coop.

Now you have to understand, I NEVER drink coffee - it just doesn't agree with me. Therefore, (up to that point), I never bought coffee.

So I enlisted the help of one of the coop workers.

"I wonder if you could help me choose a high caffeine light roast. I'm looking for a brew with a good KICK," I declare. "Which of these coffees would you recommend?"

Imbibing coffee in any form was a new, heretical idea, but taking it rectally..?!

I felt like Agent 007 - the young man I was talking to had no IDEA where that coffee was going to end up!

My First Coffee Enema

Because colon cleansing was already a regular part of my self-care program, I was well-prepared to retain a coffee enema. One morning after a colon cleanse, I relaxed for 20 minutes with a quart of lukewarm light roast.

Right after, I went for a long hike up a nearby ski mountain. Weight-bearing exercise had become painful, and this was very distressing. I had to be careful how I moved while hiking.

Within the first 15 minutes, I suddenly felt a mild queasy sensation in my gut. I had read how that sometimes happens initially with coffee enemas.

I kept climbing the hill, and the queasiness subsided.

Suddenly, I noticed that my joint pains were gone! I was moving freely, feeling better than I had for a LONG time!

Light Roast Enema Coffee Worked Quite Well!

I started including enema coffee as the finishing touch to colon cleanse. Since my body was detoxing from severe mercury poisoning very fast back then, it demanded colemas (home colonics) a few times a week, sometimes even more.

What do I mean 'demanded?' After a colema, I would feel great. One or two days later, a crashing headache, brain fog, aches, pains and fatigue would notify me there was a backlog of toxins waiting to be cleansed.

It seemed crazy, but all I could do was listen to the very loud messages my body constantly gave me. It wanted to detox - NOW!

Adding coffee cleanse was a FABULOUS quantum leap forward!

Enema Coffee is Highly Effective in Relieving Long Term Symptoms...

Just using an organic light roast, the following long term, seemingly intractable symptoms disappeared...

Joint and muscle pain: (actually fibromyalgia, but I don't like labels).

Intolerance to carbs: Even eating a quarter of an organic apple would bring me down!

Massive food allergies: Previously only two foods didn't make my body hurt - lettuce and coconut oil! I was able to just barely get away with eating goat yogurt and organic turkey for protein.

Once I began coffee enemas, my food tolerance increased more and more. Now, I can eat all kinds of dairy products, beef, eggs, nuts, fruit - even occasional dark chocolate and (rarely) wheat products!

Brain fog: Colon cleansing and especially heavy metal cleanse helped me make major strides. Coffee enema was the 'icing on the cake.' My mind finally became like the proverbial 'steel trap.'

Anxiety, depression and stress: I could not handle stress nearly as well as before the challenges of heavy metal toxicity. Coffee enemas were instrumental in restoring the youthful vigor to handle some very tough challenges.

Chronic fatigue: I had overcome much of the lethargy that accompanied the worst of my health challenges. Then...

A little lukewarm Joe transformed me into 'Super-Woman!'

Enema Coffee: a Natural High!

Not long ago at a party, a man I hardly knew surprised me with his reaction when, somehow the subject of coffee enema came up.

'Oh yeah...it's better than pot!'

Indeed it is!

I was shocked to find someone else who actually had experienced this.

Instead of dulling the senses to relieve tension like harmful so-called 'recreational drugs' do, coffee enema has the opposite effect.

Because it so effectively and quickly clears toxins from the body, a heightened state of aliveness and clarity results.

Serious meditators spend years in pursuit of this calm, laser-like perfect balance of thinking and feeling.

Unlike pot, which tends to induce a chronic inertia and apathy in long term users...

...coffee enema is empowering, energizing and balancing.

Enema coffee is more than just a detox...

In a toxic world it can help us achieve the clarity, joy and aliveness we yearn for.

Pure Gold: the Ultimate Enema Coffee

Serendipitously, I discovered a very special coffee made expressly for enema use. It is used by renowned alternative cancer clinics like The Hospital Oasis.

Compared to the wonderful effects of an organic light roast, this organic gold roast coffee takes you to another level.

**NOTE: Always buy the ground beans rather than whole; the whole beans are too hard for a regular coffee grinder because they haven't been roasted as much as all other kinds of coffee...

It is the least processed of all coffees, containing 47% more caffeine and 87% more palmitic acid than medium roast organic.

My Fabulous Gold Roast Coffee Experience:

There is a smoother beginning - less of a kick than with light roast. It feels lighter, brighter and more refined. Less edgy, less static (noise) than light roast.

The most wonderful quality is a deep, profound Zen-like state. This gold roast coffee takes me to a most pleasurable calm and aware experience of centered strength that lasts and lasts.

...and that's a place where real healing happens!




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The BEST Enema Coffee!

Profoundly relaxing, deeply therapeutic... For a Peak Coffee Enema experience, get this fabulous Gold Roast Coffee made expressly for enema use.

Coffee Enema on Steroids!

BEST Glutathione for You...

Adding 1/4 - 3/4 teaspoon of the most potent and pure Glutathione, raises your coffee enema experience to a whole new level. For increased therapeutic benefit and relaxation, here is my recipe for

Coffee Enema on Steroids!

Chlorella Binds Toxins During Coffee Enema

Chlorella taken on empty stomach with water 30 minutes before coffee enema will be waiting to bind toxins expelled in the bile.

**Caution: Be very sure to obtain only the very

BEST Chlorella

to enhance your coffee enema detox program.

What if You Want to Do Coffee Enema But Have NO Time!?

Xeneplex

is a concentrated organic coffee suppository.

You get added benefits from the Magnesium Di-Potassium EDTA and Glutathione in this carefully crafted formula!